Random Crap

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• Anarchy Online is a massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that I play, taking place in a futuristic setting.
• Trippy Clock, a Javascript clock that is kind of mesmerizing when you swoop your mouse around (but it doesn't work too well in most browsers that are not IE or Netscape).
• Apparently I'm a Meyer-Briggs (aka Keirsey) ENFP according to an MTBI test I took in 2001. The Jung Typology Test at HumanMetrics I took in 2004 says ENFP too, with 44% Extraverted, 78% Intuitive, 11% Feeling and 67% Perceiving.
• 419 scam from our illustrious leader.
• Another 419 scam, from Princess Leia.
• Trick for figuring integral squares.
• Debunking a supposed prophesy by Nostradamus regarding the 2000 US Presedential election. The World Trade Center prophesy hoaxes are also debunked (via a link that goes off-site).
• Gordon Sinclair's essay, The Americans, which was written by a Canadian during the US pullout of Vietnam but is now comforting Americans in the aftermath of the September 11, 2001, hijackings and terrorist attacks on US soil.
• Another example of why Microsoft sucks.

Poems

• Apache Blessing
• Open Your Heart, by an annoymous child at Terezin
• Too Many Daves, by Dr. Seuss
• To Dare, author unknown
• Contradictions, author unknown
• Love is a Word, by Ogden Nash
• The Portions of the Female, by Lewis Alderton(?)
• The Ravenous Mac, by Arne "Edgar Allen Poe" Knudson
• Christmas Party Invitation, by Jeff Jankowski

Funny Pictures

• The Spinning Woman Illusion, deconstructed.
• A collection of cute pet pictures.
• If Women Ruled the World
• Plight of the Engineer
• Biker babes
• Death on the Range
• Natural Urges
• Kitty Self Confidence
• Rotating Circles
• More Rotating Circles
• Imminent Collision in Pamplona
• Speed Trap
• Puppy Love
• Babies on Board
• Calvin's Snowmen
• Double Tree hotel complaint, originally written in Powerpoint by unhappy customers directed to the management. I just put it into a more web-friendly format. It is my understanding that this issue has long since been resolved to the satisfaction of the original author and that Double Tree took several steps to address the matter (see Snopes for more information) but this piece is still kept around for its amusement value.
• All Your Base:
  • Calvin & Hobbes
  • Look out little doggie!
  • Move every market
  • Suspended

Funny Audio

• The Nominum Theme Song
• Hampster Dance Remix