Self-indulgent tripe, a good bit of it written over a decade ago as a kid.
Auld Lang Syne, on the death
of Snoop Catty Cat and far-flung friendships. It may seem like a
curious title for such a piece, but it seemed consistent with the
sentimentality I felt as I wrote.
Proposal of Marriage to Diane.
I'm not sure what is approrpriate to write about our eventual break-up
after 5 years of marriage.